Posted September 05, 2014

Tell the Best Golf Joke and Win a Trip to Nevada


Jose Maria Olazabal

Jose Maria Olazabal makes a funny face during the Omega European Masters.

Three guys walk into a clubhouse.

The one who tells the best golf joke wins a junket to Nevada.

That’s the gist of a competition that kicks off this Saturday.

Except that you don’t have to walk into a clubhouse.

Just log online and submit your favorite golf joke.

If your entry is chosen, you’ll earn a spot on Nevada’s Divine 9 Media Tour on Sept. 29-30, a sun-up to sun-down tour, valued at $1,500, that takes you to nine courses in Carson City and Carson Valley, playing two holes on each course. In addition, the winner gets three nights lodging, two traditional rounds of golf at Divine 9 member courses and a $100 travel allowance. Most meals will also be covered.

Aside from a good joke, you’ll need some stamina for this whirlwind trip, an infamously boozy extravaganza that has been described as “The Bataan Golf March.” Good news is, you get shuttled around on a bus.

The competition kicks off Saturday, Sept. 6 and runs until noon on Wednesday, Sept. 17. The winner will be interviewed on the radio prior to the event by John Abendroth and Mitch Juricich, co-hosts of “Hooked on Golf,” which airs on KNBR 680 AM.

For more information about the Divine 9 competition, and to submit a contest entry, visit

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